Bert. While usually easily amused, he is always on the lookout for fun -- even if he must place himself at personal risk of injury. He's not very book-smart but can, every once in a while, make very astute observations (usually at the expense of one of Bill's latest theories). His ability to speak his (feeble) mind often results in aggrivating his listener. In a cruel twist of fate, his somewhat perky and chipper personality completely fails him when presented with a member of the opposite sex.

Bill. Book smart and proud of it. He doesn't hold this above his peers, but he sure does get annoyed when idiocy reigns supreme. He likes to have fun but only if it does not place him at risk of embarassment. Secretly, he is jealous of those who can let loose without any regards to how others percieve them.